^ George Carlin (1937–2008)
A great man with a brilliant mind, anindomitable sense of humor, and a trigger for pushing boundaries has died. Imourn his loss.
Some of my favourite Carlin quotes:
Iwould never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to twopieces of wood.
I'mcompletely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is thatthese two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of themtogether is certain death.
Ifit's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say theuniverse aimed rather low and settled for very little.
Onetequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Religionis just mind control.
Somepeople see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that neverwere and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time forall that.
Thereason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
