7/4/13 7/4/13

Stumptown Girl

"I don't think I would live outside of the Northwest. I think the quality of life in Portland is really good. People move from intense, high-powered jobs, and move to Portland, work half as much and live twice as good." ~ Carrie Brownstein

6/18/13 6/18/13

6/14/13 6/14/13

5/19/13 5/19/13

The Ultimate Irony

“You don't get heaven or hell. Do you know the only reward you get for being Batman? You get to be Batman.” ~ Neil Gaiman, Batman: Whatever Happened to the Caped Crusader?

3/28/13 3/28/13

Zombie Jesus Day Noshing Suggestions

3/12/13 3/12/13

Who's to Blame?

Howard Jones would say "No one is ever to blame," but maybe someone is. Maybe we all are: parents and children.

3/5/13 3/5/13

Lotus Blossoms and Pretzel Logic

Thinking deep thoughts -- group-style -- isn't really my thang. But a little alone time might soothe my inner savage beast and lessen my likelihood of stroking out. Make it so.

1/31/13 1/31/13

1/18/13 1/18/13

R-E-S-P-E-C-T! Find out what it means to me!

"We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart." ~ H. L. Mencken

12/24/12 12/24/12

White Wine in the Sun

“The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.” ~ George Carlin